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March 05, 2005

あほみどろの風呂場。

04-12-28_19-34midoroの家の風呂桶の中は、
いまやこんな感じになっとります。
何って?
食器ですよ。食器。
ちょっと現代アートって感じ?と
自分で悦に入ってたりします。

食器を洗うのはここのとこ3ヶ月に1回くらいです。
よくそんなに使う食器があるね、と言われますが
買って来たものをお皿に移さずそのまま
食べてたりするので、案外食器って使いません。
手持ちのお皿類を使い終わるのに1ヶ月くらいかかります。
その後、「よし、洗うぞ!」という意気込みに達するのには、
2ヶ月くらい必要です。

それだけの期間ずっと、溜まった食器を
台所の狭い流しに積み上げて置こうものなら、
下の方からじわじわどろどろとして腐って来て
段々異臭がし始めます。
異臭はまあいいんだけど、(いいのか!?)
流しが溢れてると水もまともに汲めないので、
鍋でお湯が沸かせないし、
米も研げないので、なるべく流しは空けておきたい。
しかし、食器は洗いたくない。

なので、最近は食器が溜まって来ると、
流しではなく、風呂桶の中に入れておくことにしました。
こうすると、メリットは2点。
①流しは30cmだが、風呂桶は1m。3倍溜められます。
いや違うな、6倍か?深さも入れたら9倍か?
②流しと違って、栓をしておけば風呂桶には
水を張ることが出来るので、その中に漂白剤でも
入れておけば、なんと2ヶ月経っても腐りません!!

さすがに2ヶ月経つと、腐らないまでも
水がどろどろねばねばとして来て、
食器にそのねばねばが移ってしまって、
洗ってもなかなか、ねばねばが落ちなくて
苦労したりするんですけどね。

そういうわけで、ある程度流しに食器が溜まって来たら、
バケツに移して、いそいそと風呂場に運びます。
そんな手間をかけるくらいなら、とっとと洗えよ!という
心の声が聞こえますが、
嫌じゃ!今は洗いたくない!後がいいのだ、後が!
毎日少しずつ洗えば、何も苦労はいらないのに、
そのちょっとした手間を惜しんで、
すごいことになるまでほっておくのがmidoroでしたね。

そして風呂場の水がどろどろとして
段々黄色くなって来たら、いい加減潮時です。
日曜の夜とかに、風呂に入って自分を洗ったあと
いよいよ食器洗いが始まります。
風呂場の床に座り込んで、裸で食器洗い。
シャワーを出しっぱなので寒くはありません。
座り込んでいると段々足が痺れて来ますが、
頑張って洗います。

風呂場だと、洗い終わったものを置くスペースがないため、
そのまま風呂場の床に置いておいて、
最後に一気にすすぎます。
終わったら、またバケツに入れて、
少しずつ食器棚というか食器網に戻します。
この間、約2時間。
結構時間かかるんですよ。
その間、ずっとシャワーを出しっぱなしなので、
水道代も馬鹿になりません。
毎日少しずつ洗うよりも、3ヶ月に1回
2時間がかりを選ぶmidoro。

この部屋に引越しするとき、
「ユニットバスは嫌だ!どうしてもバス・トイレ別がいい!
ゆっくり湯船に浸かりたいんだ!!」と
力説していたmidoroが、
まさか風呂桶を流し代わりに使っているとは、
不動産屋も大家さんも思うまいよ。
ユニットバスなら絶対出来ない技でした。
なので、midoroは寒い冬の間も
せっかくの風呂桶を使わず、自分はシャワーで済ませ、
風呂桶は食器様に提供させていただいて
いるのであります。

さあ、そろそろまたシーズンが変わるので
今溜めてる食器も洗わなきゃなー。
洗わないことには、保存しておくための
容器がないのでご飯も炊けない。
(midoroはいつも5合炊きです。
1人暮らしのくせに。沢山炊いて冷凍しておくのです)
いい加減、ご飯食べたいので頑張らなきゃ。

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