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December 24, 2004

「ネイキッド」感想。

作品の評価:☆☆☆☆
好き度:☆☆

シューリス強化月間ひたすら継続中。
やっと借りられました、ネイキッド。
シューリスがカンヌやらNY批評家協会賞やら
総なめの映画なので、どんなにすごかろーと
期待大だったのですが、ハズしてしまったぁ。

まず、ビデオのパッケージ、
内容と違い過ぎるよ!!
「夜の街を彷徨うレイプ魔」って書いてあったじゃん!!
どんなにキモくて激しいイカれた危ない男を演じてるのかと
期待してたのに、レイプどころか
セックスシーンもろくになくって、
暴力描写もほとんどないし、これじゃ傷付きやすくて
大人になりきれないだけの
可哀想な普通の人じゃないですか。
ビデオサブタイの「快楽に満ちた苦痛」は
一体どの辺りのことですか!

よっぽど、周りの登場人物の方が
キレてて意味不明でしたよ。
シューリスがてんでまともに見えちゃったもん。
スコットランドの若者2人、
警備員、ポスター貼り、お金持ちの変な若い男、
窓辺で踊る女、カフェの女店員、
軒並み変

彼らに向かってひたすらベラベラと
世界の終末とか神とか人間を語り続けるシューリス。
でも誰もあんままともに聞いてくれない。
可哀想・・。ホロッ・・。
色々言ってたけど、どれもこれも何だか
古臭いというか、言い尽くされた話で、
眠くなってしまった。

midoroは「何も起こらない映画」が苦手なので、
特にこれといった事件もなく、
(シューリスがいろんな人と会って
ひどい目に遭ったぐらいだ)
登場人物の心の中の動きしか
描かれない映画は辛かった。
ネタバレしようにも、そのネタがない。
ネタバレして困るくらいの驚きとか欲しいよねー。
こういう気だるい雰囲気の映画、
好きな人は好きなんだろうけど。

そして、肝心のシューリス萌えはほとんどなく。
やっぱキモくないとつまんないよー。
全裸シーンもあったけど、この人ほんと
華奢過ぎます。肉がない・・。痛々しいよ。
顔はあんなにほっぺぷくぷくしてるのに。
あと、シャワーシーンで髪の毛濡らしたとき、
若くても生え際は危険なことになってるのが
分かりました。元々デコっぴろなのね。

あ、そうだ、萌えが1個あった!
女の人の部屋から訳もわからず
追い出されたとき、
女の人のお腹に頭こすり付けてるシーン!
か、かわいい!!まさに捨てられたドッグ!!
思わずキューンとしてしまいました。
あと、ヒゲもいいですね。ヒゲ。
黒のロングコートもカッコ良かった。足が細いっす。
バッグに本詰めてるのも可愛い。

シューリス当時30歳には全然見えません。
40近くかと思った。なんでこんな老けてるんだろ。
映画内で、年を聞かれて「27」って言って
全然信じてもらえてなかったけど、
そりゃ無理だろーよ。
老けて見えるせいで、「無軌道な若者」とか
「若者の虚無」を描いたというよりも、
単に放蕩で自堕落なダメなおっさんに見えちゃうのが
あれっ、て感じ。そっちの方が好きだけどねー。

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